Is there a better way to make a living? I submit that there is not!.

That Choice is what makes us the strongest! Well, that and our bad ass technology.

Such a simple concept... I think we figured it out, but a lot of silly little bastards have not. Good. Dumbasses.

M203's are cool, until someone shows up with a MK19.

Look at that, an M-4, 203, and a flag; we are just so fuckin creative at VP.

I love gunners, they can shoot a lot of bullets, and are normally privates, so you don't feel bad about all the shit they have to carry.

He is, that little bitch.

And the bad part is, I sleep really good at night. Fuck counting sheep, I got a new way to keep score.

OK, so maybe they didn't really fuck their moms.

I did.

As Americans, we have the divine right to enjoy everything, even war!

It's True! People get shot in the face by snipers 64.87% more than by any other group*

*This is Bull Shit, I made these numbers up.

You all whined for it, now you fuckers better buy it!

Just kidding, I already sold a bunch to the French as "Combat Instructions"

I have seen them for as little as 9 cents each, of course if the government is paying, that shit's free!

Well, they don't really FALL off do they?

Close enough for government work, and assholes getting hit by grenades.

First rule of war, know where the assholes are

No, not the people in your unit.

We would not want to offend the many patriotic "little people" by them thinking that we mean midgets, we love midgets.

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We must pay homage to those who fought before us, without their courage we would be speaking German or some fucked up shit

Rural Warrior just doesn't have the same ring to it...