I was going to make a joke about Marines and going to fuck themselves, but have since thought better of it.

COMING SOON!!

Fuck it, let's start cutting fingers off, it's not like the press would ever find out.

I felt bad that my Marine cousins didn't have a comparable shirt. Don't worry, Navy one's won't be coming out. (Unless you want to pay me a shitload of money, then well... fuck it.)