Here are the old questions, At the end of each it will show how many votes it has received during it's front page life. The answer in bold is the winner. Your mom is fat.

Question of The End Of November 2005:

You are a Medic on one of the many varied battlefields that we find our soldiers. An enemy is captured with a small cut on his finger.

You:

1. Act concerned, and assist him, he really did not mean to shoot an RPG at you and your boys. 0

2. Ignore him, a good time out will teach him a lesson. 0

3. Shoot that motherfucker in the face, he tried to escape, and went for your personal weapons. 1

Question of the beginning of December 2005:

You want to make a difference in the freedom-loving world, but you happen to like flowers, butterflies, and other lame shit.

You:

1. Join the Navy 1

2. Join the Army 0

3. Join the Marines 0

4. Join the Gym 2

5. Join the Peace-core, and get your fucking head chopped off on your first "mission" to a country that cannot grasp the concept of modern sanitation. (What? You are telling me you CAN'T live where you shit?" 5

Question of the End of December 2005:

Total Responses: 21 Percentages as shown

Best after-infantry civilian job?

Career:

1. Security Guard 0%

2. Unemployment Line 4.8%

3. Executive Protection 4.8%

4. Something that has nothing at all to do with killing people 0%

5. Contract Killer, after all you should by now have a "moral flexibility" when it come to busting caps. 33.3%

6. Fucking MILF's with a 16.5 FL OZ. Arizona tea can 57.1%

Question of the Beginning of January 2006:

Total Responses: 24 Percentages as shown

Who Would Win? PT. 1

1. Arnold Swartzmynameisfuckinglonginagor, as Conan 25%

2. Wesly Sni'mdoingBmoviesnowpes, as Blade 12.5%

3.Russel Crow, as Gladiator 12.5%

4.Jim Carry, as Ace Ventura - Pet Dic 12.5%

5. Bruce Campimpell, as Ash from Army of Darkness 37.5%

6.Brad Pijoleett, as that guy with a funny name in Troy 0%

Question of the End of January 2006:

Total Responses: 32 Percentages as shown

America has the best Military in the world, to keep our soldiers on top of the game, which country should we invade next? (you know, for practice.)

1. Canada 9.4%

2. Mexico 31.3%

3. France 18.8%

4. Greenland 0%

5. Iran 37.5%

6. China 3.1%

Wow, I did not think that that many of you would think that we should go to war with Mexico, but hey if we win, do we get free Corona's?

Question of February 2006:

Total Responses: 69 Percentages as shown

You are going on a Room-to-Room CQB operation, what weapon do you take as your primary long arm?

1. MP-5 24.6%

2. M-4 37.7%

3. Remington 870 15.9%

4. AR in .50 Beowulf 8.7%

5. Remington 700 2.9%

6. Mr. Potato Head 10.1%

Well, most of you would take an M-4;personally I would like an AR in .50Beowulf, or a Mr. Potato Head, but thats just me.

Question of March 2006

Total Responses: 65 Percentages as shown

Which of the following would you rather do?

1. Go on a drive with Ted Kennedy? 4.6%

2. Go Hunting with Dick Cheney? 27.7%

3. Go on a plane ride with John Denver 0%

4. Go on patrol with Pat Tillman? 58.5%

5. Spend the night at Michael Jackson's House? 9.2%

Question of April 2006:

Total Responses: 34 Percentages as shown

Who would win PT II.

If the following got into a winner take all, no-one standing fight, who would win?

1. Clint Eastwood as the old scruffy bastard in some movie.14.7%

2. Chuck Norris as Fucking Chuck Norris Bitch! 44.1%

3. A Retarded Midget in a Tank. 8.8%

4. Task Force Ranger 11.8%

5. Your Mom 20.6%%

Question of May 2006:

Total Responses: 43 Percentages as shown

What is Butter?

That's it, thats all I want to know.

1. Churned cream. 14%

2. The remnants of a kangaroo's yeast infection. 7%

3. Margarine, only better. 11.6%

4. What someones face looks like after you shoot them. 16.3%

5. A small pin used to secure the sear in an AK-47. 9.3%

6. Fuck your survey. 41.9%

Such hostility! Fuck MY survey? Ok, but you owe me $5 bucks, bitch.

Veteran's Day 07 Question

Total Responses: 131 Percentages as shown

What Kind of Vet are ye?

1. One of the "DUB - DUB's" 0%

2. K-Town Ass Kickin' 0%

3. Land of Ladies, Land Mines, and Laos 3.8%

4. Audition for Hell, Pt. 1 4.6%

5. Audition for Hell, Pt. 2 36.6%

6. The Afghanistan Afgan Stand 15.3%

7. Other 3.1%

8. Served but not Sent 19.8%

9. Never Served, But I'm a Badass Patriot None the Less 16.8%

Question for Summer 07

Total Responses: 232 Percentages as shown

Best pistol of all time:

1. Glock 17.7%

2. 1911 65.1%

3. FN 5.7 2.6%

4. SIG 5.6%

5. HK USP 9.1%

1911's are bad ass, anyone notice that M9's were not on the list? Fuck 9mm.

Question for a Fucking Long Time in 06-07:

Total Responses: 524 Percentages as shown

You have to go to a new school to learn a valuable skill, you choose:

1. Small unit Tactics 36.5%

2. 1001 ways to kill you with an MRE 33.8%

3. Sensitivity Training 2.5%

4.Make a left at third street, tip the midget on the corner, then keep walking until you see the prostitute in the funny hat. 19.3%

5. Cultural Awareness 1.5%

6.OCS 6.5%

3rd Question Of The Year (2008)

Total Responses: 320 Percentages as shown

Illegal What?

If you could make any one of the following legal, which would it be?

1. Drunk Driving 2.8%

2. Prostitution 16.3%

3. Murder 8.1%

4. Bestiality 4.1%

5. J-Walking 0.6%

6. Unlimited Firearm Ownership 57.5%

7. Making Pancakes On A School Night Without A Permit 10.6%

The new VP fan motto: "We got guns and shit!"

For 16.3% of you: "We got whores and shit!"

For 10.6% of you: "We got Pancakes and shit!"

2nd Question Of The Year (2008)

Total Responses: 108 Percentages as shown

New Job

If you could have any of the jobs listed for 1 year, which would it be?

1.CAG 25.9%

2. Porn Star 13%

3. Wal-Mart Greeter 1.9%

4. CEO: Barrett, Colt, FN, Sig, Glock, or any other like company 16.7%

5. Urban Outdoorsman 0%

6. Death 37%

7. Mike from VP 5.6%

Wow, you would rather be me over a homeless guy or a wal-mart greeter? I feel so special!